Alright for tonight, horror for the morra..

**green_t** · 15-08-2010, 12:03 AM

Ever went home with a bird thinking she was megan fox, then woke up in the morning and she was more danny fox?

Mind going to the Rez in 95 and taking far too many pills and chico and going to the portaloos with a wee sort, but I was so fucked up I couldn't seal the deal, so I invited her back to our party after the rave.

Woke up in the morning and was fucking horrified to see this Jo Brand lookalike in bed next to me

It wasn't the first time either, the pills have a lot to answer for.

**pual** · 15-08-2010, 01:18 AM

I only ever seem to pull babes tbh. Or is it ones that look like Babe. Cant remember its one of the two

My worst was the old light trickery of the club. She had a cracking pair of tits on her, which is what I spent most of my time looking at. Big fuckin mistake cos when I seen her in "better" light I realised she was cock eyed

False name, address, and phone number later and I was gone.

**green_t** · 15-08-2010, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by pual

I only ever seem to pull babes tbh. Or is it ones that look like Babe. Cant remember its one of the two

My worst was the old light trickery of the club. She had a cracking pair of tits on her, which is what I spent most of my time looking at. Big fuckin mistake cos when I seen her in "better" light I realised she was cock eyed

False name, address, and phone number later and I was gone.

That's what ye get for sticking yer cock in her eye, some openings on the female body are just pointless and just end in tears mate, remember that

**pual** · 15-08-2010, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by green_t

That's what ye get for sticking yer cock in her eye, some openings on the female body are just pointless and just end in tears mate, remember that

**Jamesy** · 15-08-2010, 12:03 PM

No but I have pulled a bird thinking she was Kylie Minogue and woke up next to Dannii Minogue.

I fortunately do not have beer goggles. Or go on the pull that often

**metrobhoy2** · 15-08-2010, 12:48 PM

Can't say I've had many experiences like this although I have pulled a right few howlers in my time.

**Steven** · 15-08-2010, 12:57 PM

Ian Holloway explains it.

Yer holes yer hole mate, better than fuck all.

**green_t** · 15-08-2010, 01:00 PM

Did I ever say I was complaining?

**Squire** · 15-08-2010, 11:46 PM

Lol. I one it in January mae a mate's birds pal, although i knew she was howlin but i done her anyway, fuck it

**Diegan** · 16-08-2010, 12:17 AM

It didn't even take me till the morning to realize that my first university fuck was a mistake. Snuck out of her room when she was in the bathroom preparing for round two, went down to mine, locked the door, and told my roommate to tell her I had alcohol poisoning and I'd be unlikely to remember it in the morning.