Thread: Things your parents told you that turned out to be complete bullshit .....

Il start as I do it now with my kids ;-

The ice cream man plays that music as it means hes run out of ice cream.
Daddys has to work late so he can get more pennies to spend on you (When daddys in the pub)
Drinking water makes you big and strong (when there is no juice left)

'Post nonsense on message boards and you'll earn major respect' was a personal favourite of mine....

Wind farms make wind

Originally Posted by Squire

'Post nonsense on message boards and you'll earn major respect' was a personal favourite of mine....

"Spamming makes your dick bigger and posting in football-related threads is for pussies." This as well.

Originally Posted by OC

"Spamming makes your dick bigger and posting in football-related threads is for pussies." This as well.

You like me, dont you

Originally Posted by oc

"spamming makes your dick bigger and posting in football-related threads is for pussies." this as well.

omg my parents said that to me aswell!!!

Originally Posted by Wrigley

You like me, dont you

You have no idea.

Originally Posted by OC

You have no idea.

I now think I like you

Originally Posted by OC

"Spamming makes your dick bigger and posting in football-related threads is for pussies." This as well.

Hugh Laurie is a dick

make that face again and the wind,ll change and ye,ll be stuck looking like that forever

Sit to close to that tv and your eyes will go square

Eat your carrots and youl be able to see in the dark

If you help your dad dig the garden and weed it youl reach Austrailia

Santa leaves a bag of coal for naughty kids

Come to think of it my ma and da told me an awful lot of bullshit beginning to think 'your not adopted' is actually bullshit to

One time when I was about five or something, my family went on holiday to Spain and left me with the neighbours - as you do - so I'm told one morning to go and see if there's anything in the garden and sure enough there's a bag of pebbles, apparently tossed from the window of the plane right into the garden by my Da as they flew back into Glasgow, and I believed this as I'd never been on a plane and had no idea that you couldn't open the windows. So I went on my merry way believing I had a bag of magic pebbles from some mad beach in Spain, when they were most likely from Troon or some shit.

Originally Posted by Cash67

One time when I was about five or something, my family went on holiday to Spain and left me with the neighbours - as you do - so I'm told one morning to go and see if there's anything in the garden and sure enough there's a bag of pebbles, apparently tossed from the window of the plane right into the garden by my Da as they flew back into Glasgow, and I believed this as I'd never been on a plane and had no idea that you couldn't open the windows. So I went on my merry way believing I had a bag of magic pebbles from some mad beach in Spain, when they were most likely from Troon or some shit.

thats just too cute!

Santa in general

Originally Posted by Healy

Santa in general

only thing that really pissed me of about that is the cruel tricks my ones played on me as regards santa, left a note on the chair telling me to check outsside because i really really really really wanted a horse ran outside to see a box sittin on the step thought to myself 'oh goody santa has set up a treasure hunt for me' only to open the box to find a fucking my little pony in it

Originally Posted by Cash67

Please don't use it on your boy, it'll fuck him up for years

see i say now that i wont do it but when he gets to the age of believing everything i say i may take advantage lol

Santa was set up to embed the feeling of disappointment in a childs mind, thus taking the flack off the parents.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Santa was set up to embed the feeling of disappointment in a childs mind, thus taking the flack off the parents.

The theory of santa is a good one but most parents fail miserably to excute the plan of it! plus we all know what the true meaning of christmas is anyway

Fuckin right, sprouts are win!

Originally Posted by Cash67

Fuckin right, sprouts are win!

lol you have now cemented your place as the coolest on b67 lol

also lets not forget the christmas drinks