Thread: Scotlands Weather Rant

This is doing my fucking box in, why is it too warm one minute and fucking freezing the next? Why can't we have a nice normal climate like other countries? Those of you with central heating won't give a fuck of course, but I don't! Jumper on - Roasting, Jumper off - Baltic! Doing my fucking head in!

Solution?

Originally Posted by StanleyBard

You too can become a mermaid ?

How am I supposed to get beer from the fridge?

Originally Posted by Cash67

How am I supposed to get beer from the fridge?

let me introduce something to you Cashy bhoy

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Originally Posted by Anth

Go for something in the middle..

Long sleeved tshirts!

Opted for a summer hoodie in the meantime, no fuckin' way am I putting the fire on in August

Originally Posted by StanleyBard

ARGOS new Samsung D101, a week to train on the tech blurb. But once you whistle the tune of your liking it will come running through to the living room. Isnt technology great ? Hail Hail either that or train your missus Lol

That's mint, how good would that be to have the fridge run about wherever you are in the house, let's hope they make this a reality soon. Don't see why not they get hoovers that do their own work now so why not a fridge on wheels?

Originally Posted by StanleyBard

I made sure she was all in white when I got married, to go with the rest of the kitchen appliances. I know an old yin but a goody.

Just don't replace the bed with a trampoline, she'll hit the fucking roof!

Originally Posted by RaisedACelt

let me introduce something to you Cashy bhoy

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Don't want one.

Originally Posted by Hoopymo

Endure the cold like a man you fucking fairy.

No U!

Originally Posted by StanleyBard

Now this was an old wine alley trick, first you purchase one of these Galvanized Bins, then you find your find your trusty axe and head to nearest Cooncil park. Through experience the twilight hours of between 2-4 in the morning are best. Most polis are back in the copshop having their tea and jaffa cakes. Try and find an old tree (these will burn a lot better). Leave your windaes open as Smoke gets in your Eyes.

If followed correctly these instructions will cut down on your fuel bill enormously.

You've taken that too far