Thread: Invent a new SPORT ?

ChessBoxing

Come up with a new sport to mix with football and what would you name it ?

Cricket suicide, whenever you join a team and run out onto the field you have to shoot yourself in the head for playing such a shite sport.

Hun Shooting, where two players take it in turn to shoot huns, 10 points for a head shot, 5 points for their sister, that kind of thing.

soggy biscuit ball, use your imagination.

Hunskelping - Take one hun and a golf club and try to hit them from one end of a field to the other in as little shots as possible.

Shit kicking.

The shit kicker weans a brilliant white pair of canvas shoes ,the object of the game is to kick a named number of shits.The player with the cleanest shoes at the end of the game wins as quite clearly they have the fastest kick

Originally Posted by cullen93

soggy biscuit ball, use your imagination.

Bastard beat me to it.

Kicking Cullen up the hole, for when he steals your idea. Or is just pain quicker than you.

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

Bastard beat me to it.

Kicking Cullen up the hole, for when he steals your idea. Or is just pain quicker than you.

meet you for a game tomorrow?

Originally Posted by cullen93

meet you for a game tomorrow?

Was gonna say the same thing!

You're in for it now!

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

Was gonna say the same thing!

You're in for it now!

wanker, I'll bring the digestives.

Just to let you know, i don't often eat digestives, and I don't plan on it either.

Turn-a-threadawkwardlygay

Where two players banter spirals into a awkwardly gay moment, where two men enter, one mans feelings will be hurt.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Turn-a-threadawkwardlygay

Where two players banter spirals into a awkwardly gay moment, where two men enter, one mans feelings will be hurt.

only person awkward here is you, homophobe.

Homophobe Not fussed if you're a buftie or not dude

Originally Posted by Cash67

Homophobe Not fussed if you're a buftie or not dude

I'm feeling awkward now

corn picking.

eat a can of corn then take a shit. first person to pick out all the corn wins.

Originally Posted by StanleyBard

ChessBoxing

Come up with a new sport to mix with football and what would you name it ?

Righty seeing this thread is descending into chaos, my New Game is called LASTMAN STANDING.

SFA new rules On an Old F**m game,
Players have to carry dustbin lids and a baseball bat,

The Ref and Linesmen get water pistols
Managers in the dug out have an air rifle

SFA new rules for this game
#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.