Thread: Lame excuse

n American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

Read more: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant - Husband claims "anything is possible" | TechEye


some people will make any excuse up

whats the worse excuse youv ever heard either by friends, family or workmates? or what excuse have you given to girls/boys if you cheated on them or you wanted to go do something without them?

I was late for work once because the farmer was moving his cows from one field to another.Got into work and told him and the cunt never believed me

Have you tried it yet mcfitz?

Originally Posted by Liam67

Have you tried it yet mcfitz?

tried what?

Wait a mo this might be the 2nd cuming

Originally Posted by Liam67

getting fucked by a big black pornstars 11" cock? in 3D ofcourse

unfortunatly i was washing me hair that night

sux2bu

Originally Posted by Liam67

sux2bu

not really

yeah it really does

I dunno if this is actually worth laughing at, or if it's just too fucked up to be funny

Originally Posted by Liam67

yeah it really does

oh do tell why it sucks to be me?

Originally Posted by mcfitz

oh do tell why it sucks to be me?

Look at your life, it sux!

Originally Posted by Liam67

Look at your life, it sux!

nope it doesnt

youve never been fucked by a 3D black pornstar. you havnt lived yet.

Originally Posted by Liam67

youve never been fucked by a 3D black pornstar. you havnt lived yet.

is that what the bad man said to you? is that how he tricked you?

i am the bad man.

Originally Posted by Liam67

i am the bad boy .

fixed

Originally Posted by mcfitz

fixed

Btw please dont tell me that any cunt actually believes this pish.

Originally Posted by pual

Btw please dont tell me that any cunt actually believes this pish.

you mean women cant get pregnant from a porn movie????