Thread: Humanist Funerals

Over and over and over and over again for the majority of the day I demand this is played at mine

oh the word play!

In about it, sweeties at the door on the way in, no fucking tears at my funeral bitchezzz.....

Originally Posted by green_t

In about it, sweeties at the door on the way in, no fucking tears at my funeral bitchezzz.....

the 6 poll bearers that snap their necks hauling your fat ass into the ground will be crying mate

Ha ha, I'm liking the Syd tune FP!

Naturally, I'd be promoting my own material at the old send off but if I were to choose another...



Just to make sure people are actually sad.

Originally Posted by green_t

Nah, I'll have been cleaned oot and fitted with mechanical parts so I can rave with everybody...

Ha ha ha ha, that would be amazing. Be weird leaving your Robot Corpse in the function suite though at the end of the night!

Originally Posted by green_t

Nah, I'll have been cleaned oot and fitted with mechanical parts so I can rave with everybody...

so whats in the box?


please say kyle laugherty

The very first Humanist Funeral I was at a few year ago was one of my Uncles who kicked with the other foot. 1 of my cousins my uncles namesake, got brought in from the clunk click in handcuffs. All sat down the song came on (I never promised you a rose garden). All the immediate family were in tears, I was sat up the back pissin myself laughing. I think the irony flew straight over their heads I might be wrong. I nearly got the nick for trying to pass him a packet of fags.

My aunt lived in england , during her funeral she had bagpipe music and then at the end this was played.

All of the family knew it was her mobile tune and she loved it. It was amusing looking at the faces of other folk at the funeral when it came on.

Pink Floyd - Come in number 51 your time is up / Set the controls for the heart of the sun, but it's a live Mogwai remix, with Mogwai actually on the decks in the chapel.



After that everyone has the host, apart from any huns present - waste of good sugar paper - a foot long blunt gets passed from pew to pew and the giant plasma kicks in with this.



Then you can all fuck off.

Good shit Cash .If I knew ya and knew these where your plans I,d bump ye aff if i had a boring week coming up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CKiHdH5-ec

people can headbang as im being cremated.


how the fuck do i embed youtube videos? it changes every time this fucking forum changes system.

Changed my mind actually

things can only get better,,d-ream,,,hahahahahahah slan

Aye Tony Blahh Blahh and Golden Brown said that