Thread: Whats your favourite JOKE ?

I sometimes think you go under another name Stan........

Jock the Coalman.

Guy comes home from the pub with a sheep under his arm, goes into the bedroom where his wife is lying and says....

"This is the pig I've been telling you about"

His wife says, "that's no a pig, it's a sheep"

The husband says..

"I was talking to the sheep"