The Drunk Thread *NSFW*

[Cash67]

I've been on it for 26 minutes though

Fuck sake T man this is freaking me out! 26 is the only positive integer that is one greater than a square (25 = 5²) and one less than a cube (27 = 3³)


Wiki is back

[green_t]

I'm sad for the end of the run of grass I was getting

I keep searching the house for solid joints that I'm absolutely sure I've not smoked but it turns out I have.

Oh well, after the third one in the last 2 hours I am now baked

[Stagger Lee]

This place is deid these days man, even Green T hasn't been in this thread for a week! Universal parallels are out of alignment

[Lars1916]

Why do I need a bare two sips to empty a can of lager today? I only have 9 cans left, and the Borussia match is not even at HT

[Stagger Lee]

Why do I need a bare two sips to empty a can of lager today? I only have 9 cans left, and the Borussia match is not even at HT

You'd better get yourself to the offies for a restock mission

[Lars1916]

You'd better get yourself to the offies for a restock mission

Ah c'mon. I didn't have a drink, since I'm back from Germany, and this is me first weekend off in something like 125 years

[Stagger Lee]

Ah c'mon. I didn't have a drink, since I'm back from Germany, and this is me first weekend off in something like 125 years

Aye yer entitled to it then chief - I was just meaning you should get yourself to the off license for some more beers. Can't have you running out on your first day off in 125 years ye old duffer ye

[Lars1916]

Aye yer entitled to it then chief - I was just meaning you should get yourself to the off license for some more beers. Can't have you running out on your first day off in 125 years ye old duffer ye

Won't have enough time, the second half in Dortmund starts in 5 minutes

But me Jaegermeister seems to be empty, too. I guess, I have to go for a walk afterwards

[Stagger Lee]

As long as those 9 cans will last you 45 minutes you'll be fine mate

[Lars1916]

As long as those 9 cans will last you 45 minutes you'll be fine mate

Aye. Should be easy enough, Borussia are 2:0 up againt those cunts from Hoppenheim, well in control of the match

8 left now...wait..7, actually

[green_t]

'sup?

[Stagger Lee]

'sup?

How's it going mate? Was starting to get worried about you there not showing yer face in here for a while.

[green_t]

The wife's been nesting this week.

36 weeks preggers and she's been up ladders trying to paint and fix lights. I've had to follow her about and cut her off at the pass

Finally getting some me time and I'm going to get pished

btw I've decided that Animals is my favourite Floyd album, it's always been a toss up between that and Dark Side but Animals wins

[Cash67]

The wife's been nesting this week.

36 weeks preggers and she's been up ladders trying to paint and fix lights. I've had to follow her about and cut her off at the pass

Finally getting some me time and I'm going to get pished

btw I've decided that Animals is my favourite Floyd album, it's always been a toss up between that and Dark Side but Animals wins

Easily my 3rd favourite, after Atom Heart and The Wall, I won't tell you which is number one, I will leave you in eternal suspense, never knowing, always wondering.

[Cash67]

[Cash67]

Headquarters wummin is getting it all out. Fap fap.

[Hoopymo]

'sup?

Fuckin funny you should post this. It's been stuck in my head all week since last friday when i got home all fucked up on mdma and 2cb and listened to animals on repeat for hours. Such an underrated song.

[Cash67]

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are. You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are...

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are. You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are...

Hey you Whitehouse, Ha ha charade you are. You house proud town mouse, Ha ha charade you are.

[niall]

is it too early for a cider? Fuck it, its night time in australia

[green_t]

I'm a right lightweight these days, fell asleep not long after posting in here.

Going back on it now though, mon the hoops