Climbing trees.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
Farting when having a piss
Brushing my teeth in the shower, who else does this? own up!!![]()
Sticking various body parts (some of them not mentionable) in the end of a vacuum cleaner and listening to the "phhopppp" sound upon removal of aforementioned body part(s).
Swimming pool changing rooms. I've always thought they'd be a great place for a good kip because they are so warm (not the council ones where they turn down the heating to save money), the smell of chlorine and the sound of splashing water just feels very relaxing to me for some reason.
I know, i'm a weirdo.:confused:
Green "The Hammer" TYou think I'm drunk?
I have a drink in me, but I'm not drunk, why don't you come to my house and say something about my family?Instead of being a complete wanker online.I will kick the fucking shit out of you you piece of shit, beleive that, you have my address, I shall be waiting with my claw hammer.
You took it too far, back it up, or shut the fuck up, you fucking nonce
Reading books backwards.
Watching DVD’s on rewind.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
The smell of new tennis balls.
Green "The Hammer" TYou think I'm drunk?
I have a drink in me, but I'm not drunk, why don't you come to my house and say something about my family?Instead of being a complete wanker online.I will kick the fucking shit out of you you piece of shit, beleive that, you have my address, I shall be waiting with my claw hammer.
You took it too far, back it up, or shut the fuck up, you fucking nonce
Throwing water bombs at cars, bringing back nostalgic memories of being an immature wean and then realising you never really matured at all.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
Celtic O/ --------- \O Celtic
Come on you bhoys in green O/ ---------- \O Come on you bhoys in green
Glasgows Green and White O/ ----------- \O Glasgows Green and White
When at family parties or just visiting families and shit being old enough (18) to sit drink tea and chat with the adults and all that pish but just thinking fuck that and going and chilling with the 10 year olds playing playstations, football, kid-on wrestling and the like. I don't wanna grow up.![]()
Shadow boxing in front of the mirror
Eating crisps, then chocolate straight away (swallowing the crisps first, though). They mingle well.
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