Thread: Things you do just to be a dick *NSFW*

when i take a shite i close the windows and make sure to whaff the smell a bit before flushing.

when im having a smoke and someones melting my head i blow smoke in their faces to get them to fuck off.

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

Weird fucking thread, however I've come to expect it from some of ye

I like telling people all my fags are gone even if I've a good few left (obviously only if I don't know them)

Even better than that when people come over and ask for a light every time they come out to the smoking area I tell them I don't have one! You know fine well you give them that lighter youl never see it again

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Even better than that when people come over and ask for a light every time they come out to the smoking area I tell them I don't have one! You know fine well you give them that lighter youl never see it again

Arghhhhh fucking hate that Nothing worse than trying to light candles through the cooker ring when you get home! I'm talking mates as well as strangers here

Originally Posted by metrobhoy2

Arghhhhh fucking hate that Nothing worse than trying to light candles through the cooker ring when you get home! I'm talking mates as well as strangers here

Tell ya what gets me really pissed of when they comeout ask for a light and if I'm feeling kind (ish) I give them my spare box of matches I keep in my bag in case of emergency and they turn there nose up at them! Fuck of you ain't getting my lighter just use the dam matches

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Tell ya what gets me really pissed of when they comeout ask for a light and if I'm feeling kind (ish) I give them my spare box of matches I keep in my bag in case of emergency and they turn there nose up at them! Fuck of you ain't getting my lighter just use the dam matches

Can't relate to this situation:confused: I've never got matches in my handbag

Originally Posted by metrobhoy2

Can't relate to this situation:confused: I've never got matches in my handbag

There's your solution Metroman carry your lighters in your handbag guantee you no one will ask you for a light


Disclaimer: whilst carrying a handbag be aware not many people will talk to you and those that do may resort to name calling :p

Originally Posted by mcfitz

There's your solution Metroman carry your lighters in your handbag guantee you no one will ask you for a light


Disclaimer: whilst carrying a handbag be aware not many people will talk to you and those that do may resort to name calling :p

Ha ha, can just see it now...."Give me your smokes. you curly haired faggot"

Originally Posted by metrobhoy2

Ha ha, can just see it now...."Give me your smokes. you curly haired faggot"

And that's about the time you pull this out of your handbag ( trust me us women can fit a small building into our handbags)

Originally Posted by mcfitz

And that's about the time you pull this out of your handbag ( trust me us women can fit a small building into our handbags)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZBzyPNfmi7...me+Thrower.JPG

ffs, I knew I was right to speak up for Squire now

No comment :p

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Even better than that when people come over and ask for a light every time they come out to the smoking area I tell them I don't have one! You know fine well you give them that lighter youl never see it again

im guilty of not giving them back. was pissed one night and went to a bar in manchester, its one of those converted underground bogs, my mates were at the steps on one end of the bar and i needed a light so went to the other end of the bar and to those steps, got the lighter, lit it at my end then forgot to give it back. he didnt come looking either. only remembered when i woke up the next day.

most people on the piss wake up beside a bird, i woke up with a yellow bic lighter on my desk.

Originally Posted by Jamesy

im guilty of not giving them back. was pissed one night and went to a bar in manchester, its one of those converted underground bogs, my mates were at the steps on one end of the bar and i needed a light so went to the other end of the bar and to those steps, got the lighter, lit it at my end then forgot to give it back. he didnt come looking either. only remembered when i woke up the next day.

most people on the piss wake up beside a bird, i woke up with a yellow bic lighter on my desk.

Awwwwww at least you got a bic lighter it could have been one of the cheap ones that don't work!! Just think at least with the lighter you don't have that akward first thing in the morning staring at a fugly woman wondering if she has stole your lighter!

Sorry that's the best iv got as I know what you red blooded males are like

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Awwwwww at least you got a bic lighter it could have been one of the cheap ones that don't work!! Just think at least with the lighter you don't have that akward first thing in the morning staring at a fugly woman wondering if she has stole your lighter!

Sorry that's the best iv got as I know what you red blooded males are like

i dont pull fugly women

Originally Posted by Jamesy

i dont pull fugly women

Oooppps wrong choice of words I guess, leave me alone I was only trying to make you feel better, i'd take a lighter over a man any day

hoopy your pockets must be full on a night out, permie, pocket sand wallet etc

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Oooppps wrong choice of words I guess, leave me alone I was only trying to make you feel better, i'd take a lighter over a man any day

hoopy your pockets must be full on a night out, permie, pocket sand wallet etc

Awwwww:grouphug: