Thread: Things you do just to be a dick *NSFW*

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Oooppps wrong choice of words I guess, leave me alone I was only trying to make you feel better, i'd take a lighter over a man any day

hoopy your pockets must be full on a night out, permie, pocket sand wallet etc

Every jacket I own has like 10 pockets on it, and they are all usually full.

What do you carry about with you mo fucksake :confused: all i take is phone and money sometimes keys but not really my granny stays 2 seconds away and has spare keys but the doors usual open anyway.

Let my wee cousins hit my neighbours window with snowballs, the old woman hates me so :p

Originally Posted by mcfitz

Is that not just a pain?

Nah I'm like a swiss army knife, when someones all "oh man where the fuck will we find one of them" I'll have it in a pocket.

Originally Posted by Batch_cfc

What do you carry about with you mo fucksake :confused: all i take is phone and money sometimes keys but not really my granny stays 2 seconds away and has spare keys but the doors usual open anyway.

Wallet cigs phone, swiss army knife, lighter and a bunch of other shit that's too long a list to mention

Originally Posted by Hoopymo

Wallet cigs phone, swiss army knife, lighter and a bunch of other shit that's too long a list to mention

A packet of sweeties should you encounter any particularly arousing kiddies

Originally Posted by Euskadi

A packet of sweeties should you encounter any particularly arousing kiddies

Nah don't be silly, I keep the sweeties on the kiddie pit in my garden to trap the particullarly gullible ones.