Things you do just to be a dick *NSFW*
Whenever I sleep over someone's house, instead of using their soap I'll use the more expensive- does the same thing shampoo. Why? I'm not very sure...
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leave big smelly floaters in the toilet
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i sometimes rape their pets and take dumps in peoples shoes. used to also enjoy pulling wummin, waking up in the middle of the night, leaving and taking their orange juice/underwear with me. as some sort of trophy
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Drink the missus' vodka then replace it with water.
Also drink all the milk then replace it with spunk.
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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Originally Posted by green_t
Ha ha ha. That makes you a dick HEAD doing that to your family. Top class mate
I've never done anything bad myself.
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i'm no rocket scientist but as the thread title suggests, i suspect you do it to be a dick
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Oops, just to clarify, i don't do that to my own milk cartons, only FP's.Ha ha ha. That makes you a dick HEAD doing that to your family. Top class mate
I've never done anything bad myself.
I sneak over in the morning, take his milk from the doorstep, and do the deed.
Best thing is, he thinks it's his milkman doing it, I'm sure he was gonna shoot the poor boy
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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at a bar i'll tell a person i overheard somebody else insult them
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i sometimes catch a fart in my hand and unleash it in the missus' coupon - boggin i know but it gets me a snigger everytime i do it
Cheers Cash67
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hahaha, I don't bother even catching it, I just sit on her face and let ripi sometimes catch a fart in my hand and unleash it in the missus' coupon - boggin i know but it gets me a snigger everytime i do it
Mind you, she then does it to me, it's one of our things
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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Yous are men!
Enough said
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I poor alcohol into the fish tank.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
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Ha ha, shocking stuff to own up to in this thread. I thought you'd killed Fancy Pants anyway green t.
I've shat in the Mrs' mouth a few times but I think she loves it tbf.
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Nice!
I once stole a used tampon and later smeared myself in the blood from it.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
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YummyNice!
I once stole a used tampon and later smeared myself in the blood from it.
I sometimes sneak some of my Anthrax into junkies syringes when I get the chance. Is that being a dick though?:confused:
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BDC you should know by now on a Monday morning most threads should have NSFW!
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Naughty bhoy.Nice!
I once stole a used tampon and later smeared myself in the blood from it.
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I like to swing freely when I'm not aroused, stand to attention when I am, I like to hang around with pussies, and I'm always borrowing milk from the twins next door.
I like to be 'up' before my host.
Sometimes when I can't be arsed washing, I get cheese in the folds of my skin, and I like to water the toilet seat.
Just some of the things I do to be a dick
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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Hedonists 67 CSC
Government (noun) Latin: Govern (control) Mente (mind) = Mind Control, Have a nice day.
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Scratch my arse in public, really dont care who's watching not my fault ive got the itch
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