Thread: Things to do to your thick mate

Originally Posted by bobm1967

On hot days,wipe your sweaty arse crack with his sandwich.

i bet you work or did work on a building site bob? that shit goes on all the time

Originally Posted by bobm1967

Work with a dob clags,he deserves it.He would rather shit in a tesco bag than use a toilet.

Yeah used to work in a building site but never wiped my arse with a sandwich.

used to work on sites during the summer when i was at school, bhoys were always shitting in each others lunch boxes

Not sure if the guy was thick but I remember this story from way back.

A bunch of lads were out at the dancing and full of ectos, came back and had a party and one of the lads fell asleep and they painted the guy with allsorts of make up.

Turns out the poor lad was brown bread, and these cunts had to explain to the mob why he was looking like a piccasso painting

I never could help laughing at it even though its not really funny.



I remember being at a party, 4 of us who were good mates with around 30 people most who were strangers, and my mate, who was famous for falling asleep early during sessions, sure enough, conked out midway through the party.

One of the lads thought it would be a laugh to paint him a wee bit, so stuck a moustache, glasses and some other shit on his face, and then left him there.

About an hour later, he fucking pissed himself, alll over this lassies couch, then woke up raging, obviously really embarrased about the pish incident, jumped up, went to the bog and seen he had been "made up" .

He went fucking tonto, threatened to stab fuck out of our mate for doing that to him at a party and I honestly think he would have if he didn't go home and sleep it off.

Ahhh, i miss being young.

Originally Posted by Steven

I once got sent for a long stand ..............:o

I got sent for a long stand when I was on my work experience, but my old man told me to watch out for that one, so I just fucked off home

Ah great guns T the picasso days of young .Best one I done was draw a cock on wee colgans forhead with a magic marker .Daft cunt never noticed woke up and got the train home ,Gadz I wish I was in cahoots with the cctv train guy

mind we were at a party years ago and some guy fell asleep. He was that sound asleep that his mates were full force slapping him in the coupon and he just wasn't for budging.

So one of his mates says he had an idea, went and got some nail polish, pulled yer mans cock out and painted his jerry fucking helmet with nail varnish!! As soon as it touched him he jumped up screaming like a 6 year old lassie and had to the run up to the toilet and scrape it off with a scrubbing brush!