How long do we give this one?
I say 2 weeks before she dumps him and runs off with Cowell or Louis Walsh
FOOTIE ace Ashley Cole cheated on wife Cheryl with a blonde after sending her sex texts.
The secretary told how Cole, 29, sneaked her into Chelsea's team hotel before Premier League matches.
On one occasion, a club official took her to the England star's room where they romped next door to Blues skipper John Terry.
Read more: Ashley Cole cheated on wife Cheryl with sex text girl | The Sun |News
Cover of Hello magazine in two weeks time?
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“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
She will probably still stay with him, shes a fucking idiot
Originally Posted by bobm1967
Dies,then comes alive again,has some more water,then dies.
Bit like Mr Marty.
How daft is Ashley Cole :confused:
"What these players have to realise, is that when you put on the Celtic jersey you're not playing for a football team, you're playing for a community and a cause"
Apparently it's a sham marriage anyway. He has been accused of being gay, she has been accused of being a racist. He gets married to a sexy bitch, she gets married to a black man, problem solved. The cheating thing makes him look less gay as well
We Are All Georgios Samaras
"What these players have to realise, is that when you put on the Celtic jersey you're not playing for a football team, you're playing for a community and a cause"
I have some sympathy for him…
She’s been off working on the X Factor for two years, hardly paying attention to poor Ashley’s diminishing ego…
On top of that, only now does she claim to want kids…
Meaning, there must have been a distinct lack of sexual intimacy in the relationship until recently, if even at all.
‘Not tonight Ashley, Simons needs me to do some meaningless but worthwhile promotions for the X Factor in Mongolia, I can’t get pregnant now’
*Ashley grabs tissue and pleases himself*
Enough to make any man seek attention elsewhere.
Just my opinion.
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
Who gives a fuck, she's a stupid cunt for ever going back, despite having a stupid voice she could get any man she wanted and she picks a dwarf that can't keep it in his pants. Fuck her and fuck them all, waste of oxygen.
i'd cheat on cheryl cole, she's a dumb racist bitch and only good for one thing. surely ashley likes the boaby though?
She's gunna fight for this love
Why is this in the gentleman's lounge?
Anyone else auditioned for the X-Factor then?
Few of us have stuck in a wee cheeky audition attempt so look out for me on X Factor 7
If I get to the live shows i'll moon on stage the first night![]()
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