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    Default Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

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    How long do we give this one?

    I say 2 weeks before she dumps him and runs off with Cowell or Louis Walsh

    FOOTIE ace Ashley Cole cheated on wife Cheryl with a blonde after sending her sex texts.

    The secretary told how Cole, 29, sneaked her into Chelsea's team hotel before Premier League matches.

    On one occasion, a club official took her to the England star's room where they romped next door to Blues skipper John Terry.

    Read more: Ashley Cole cheated on wife Cheryl with sex text girl | The Sun |News

    Cover of Hello magazine in two weeks time?
    “If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”


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    She will probably still stay with him, shes a fucking idiot
    Originally Posted by bobm1967
    Dies,then comes alive again,has some more water,then dies.

    Bit like Mr Marty.

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    How daft is Ashley Cole :confused:

    "What these players have to realise, is that when you put on the Celtic jersey you're not playing for a football team, you're playing for a community and a cause"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batch_cfc View Post
    How daft is Ashley Cole :confused:
    For the shameless philandering?

    Or being caught?
    “If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”


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    Quote Originally Posted by RK View Post
    For the shameless philandering?

    Or being caught?
    I think the fact she's one of the nicest looking burds around probably
    Originally Posted by bobm1967
    Dies,then comes alive again,has some more water,then dies.

    Bit like Mr Marty.

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    Apparently it's a sham marriage anyway. He has been accused of being gay, she has been accused of being a racist. He gets married to a sexy bitch, she gets married to a black man, problem solved. The cheating thing makes him look less gay as well

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    "What these players have to realise, is that when you put on the Celtic jersey you're not playing for a football team, you're playing for a community and a cause"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy View Post
    Apparently it's a sham marriage anyway. He has been accused of being gay, she has been accused of being a racist. He gets married to a sexy bitch, she gets married to a black man, problem solved. The cheating thing makes him look less gay as well

    This .


    This cheating patter will be a shame too ,that way they can both part now that Cheryl has reached the point of fame her pr peolpe have desired
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    I have some sympathy for him…

    She’s been off working on the X Factor for two years, hardly paying attention to poor Ashley’s diminishing ego…

    On top of that, only now does she claim to want kids…

    Meaning, there must have been a distinct lack of sexual intimacy in the relationship until recently, if even at all.

    ‘Not tonight Ashley, Simons needs me to do some meaningless but worthwhile promotions for the X Factor in Mongolia, I can’t get pregnant now’

    *Ashley grabs tissue and pleases himself*

    Enough to make any man seek attention elsewhere.

    Just my opinion.
    “If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”


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    Quote Originally Posted by RK View Post
    I have some sympathy for him…

    She’s been off working on the X Factor for two years, hardly paying attention to poor Ashley’s diminishing ego…

    On top of that, only now does she claim to want kids…

    Meaning, there must have been a distinct lack of sexual intimacy in the relationship until recently, if even at all.

    ‘Not tonight Ashley, Simons needs me to do some meaningless but worthwhile promotions for the X Factor in Mongolia, I can’t get pregnant now’

    *Ashley grabs tissue and pleases himself*

    Enough to make any man seek attention elsewhere.

    Just my opinion.

    If he went and fucked Megan Fox behind her back, there probably should be a statue of him erected in every city in the planet
    Originally Posted by bobm1967
    Dies,then comes alive again,has some more water,then dies.

    Bit like Mr Marty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cellicbhoy08 View Post
    If he went and fucked Megan Fox behind her back, there probably should be a statue of him erected in every city in the planet
    This is the doll he was having naughty text sex with...



    They haven't yet revealed who the shagging partner is...
    “If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”


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    Quote Originally Posted by RK View Post
    This is the doll he was having naughty text sex with...

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_985448a.jpg

    They haven't yet revealed who the shagging partner is...


    I would fuck her man, but if was shagging Cheryl Cole i probably would stick with cheryl... but Megan....
    Originally Posted by bobm1967
    Dies,then comes alive again,has some more water,then dies.

    Bit like Mr Marty.

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    Who gives a fuck, she's a stupid cunt for ever going back, despite having a stupid voice she could get any man she wanted and she picks a dwarf that can't keep it in his pants. Fuck her and fuck them all, waste of oxygen.


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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

    Quote Originally Posted by RK View Post
    This is the doll he was having naughty text sex with...

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_985448a.jpg

    They haven't yet revealed who the shagging partner is...
    She is a fucking mutt! Give me cheryl any day of the week!



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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

    i'd cheat on cheryl cole, she's a dumb racist bitch and only good for one thing. surely ashley likes the boaby though?
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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

    She's gunna fight for this love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cash67 View Post
    Who gives a fuck, she's a stupid cunt for ever going back, despite having a stupid voice she could get any man she wanted and she picks a dwarf that can't keep it in his pants. Fuck her and fuck them all, waste of oxygen.

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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

    Why is this in the gentleman's lounge?

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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

    Anyone else auditioned for the X-Factor then?

    Few of us have stuck in a wee cheeky audition attempt so look out for me on X Factor 7

    If I get to the live shows i'll moon on stage the first night

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    Default Re: Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liam67 View Post
    She's gunna fight for this love
    Nice.

    I hate this cunt. Great player, probably the world's best LB, but what a fucking arsehole he is.

    Hope she leaves him and we never have to hear about her talentless hole again. She does my tits in. Overrated ride.

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