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    Interesting never knew it, probly does happen down here but anytime I go to mass I never pay attention :o surely the almighty will forgive me I never pay attention to anyone for longer than 90 seconds


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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfitz View Post
    most parishs have weekday mass and if they dont im pretty sure the nearest town does, here in newry theres mass at 7am, 8.30, 10.30 7pm and 7.30 across three different chapels
    How many of them do you go to though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pual View Post
    How many of them do you go to though?
    i just stick to my sunday mass either 12pm or 5.30 depends what football is on!

    now if you had of asked what ones my mum goes to she goes to 7.30am and 7pm mass everyday yes yes she goes twice a day and also goes on loads of holy trips and stuff lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfitz View Post
    i just stick to my sunday mass either 12pm or 5.30 depends what football is on!

    now if you had of asked what ones my mum goes to she goes to 7.30am and 7pm mass everyday yes yes she goes twice a day and also goes on loads of holy trips and stuff lol
    Like a ghirl with her priorities right. Though I reckon you might be telling a wee porkie there. Would it not depend on how pissed you were the Saturday night as well.:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfitz View Post
    i just stick to my sunday mass either 12pm or 5.30 depends what football is on!

    now if you had of asked what ones my mum goes to she goes to 7.30am and 7pm mass everyday yes yes she goes twice a day and also goes on loads of holy trips and stuff lol
    My auld Auntie's the same, and then Jerusalem and Lourdes every year, good luck to them they'll get their reward I'm sure.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pual View Post
    Like a ghirl with her priorities right. Though I reckon you might be telling a wee porkie there. Would it not depend on how pissed you were the Saturday night as well.:p
    it all depends see im usually up with the child early enough anyway so i tend to go to 12 mass unless theres an early kick of i want to see so i then go for the 5.30 mass and on the way home pick up a chinese and have a munch when i get home

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    My auld Auntie's the same, and then Jerusalem and Lourdes every year, good luck to them they'll get their reward I'm sure.
    yea thats what my mum says to, she goes to Medjugorje twice a year and actually stays with one of the visionarys, she also goes to prayer meetings every saturday night and sunday evening and also runs the bervement group in newry....im hoping the fact she prob has a personal telephone line to the big man that it will somehow save me aswel lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cash67 View Post
    My auld Auntie's the same, and then Jerusalem and Lourdes every year, good luck to them they'll get their reward I'm sure.
    This is my point exactly.

    I shall live my life how I live my life.

    I will drink and smoke, and steer clear of illegal shit,(for the most part :o ) and if that doesn't get me into the party, then I am not meant to be there.

    I will ride the lake of fire while smoking a spliff and downing a bottle of tonic if I have to
    Last edited by green_t; 17-02-2010 at 12:59 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfitz View Post
    it all depends see im usually up with the child early enough anyway so i tend to go to 12 mass unless theres an early kick of i want to see so i then go for the 5.30 mass and on the way home pick up a chinese and have a munch when i get home



    yea thats what my mum says to, she goes to Medjugorje twice a year and actually stays with one of the visionarys, she also goes to prayer meetings every saturday night and sunday evening and also runs the bervement group in newry....im hoping the fact she prob has a personal telephone line to the big man that it will somehow save me aswel lol
    Nah nae chance of that


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    Quote Originally Posted by green_t View Post
    This is my point exactly.

    I shall live my life how I live my life.

    I will drink and smoke, and steer clear of illegal shit, and if that doesn't get me into the party, then I am not meant to be there.

    I will ride the lake of fire while fsmoking a splif and downing a bottle of tonic if I have to
    Didn't last too long steering clear of the illegal shit mate.:rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by pual View Post
    Didn't last too long steering clear of the illegal shit mate.:rofl:
    Nice, you quoted before I could edit :o


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    Quote Originally Posted by green_t View Post
    Nice, you quoted before I could edit :o
    I know what you meant though.

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    Anyway, hold the fucking phone!!!

    Smoking cannabis isn't illegal in my eyes, it's only what the maaaaaannn tells you to hold you down maaaaaaaaan


    "Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cash67 View Post
    Nah nae chance of that
    ah crap im now going to have to think of another cunning plan

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    I dont even smoke weed but aye fuck the poooowleeece
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    Quote Originally Posted by green_t View Post
    Anyway, hold the fucking phone!!!

    Smoking cannabis isn't illegal in my eyes, it's only what the maaaaaannn tells you to hold you down maaaaaaaaan
    :rofl::rofl: The thing is T, when you're as pure and innocent as me one can afford to be judgemental.........:getmycoat:

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    Quote Originally Posted by green_t View Post
    This is my point exactly.

    I shall live my life how I live my life.

    I will drink and smoke, and steer clear of illegal shit,(for the most part :o ) and if that doesn't get me into the party, then I am not meant to be there.

    I will ride the lake of fire while smoking a spliff and downing a bottle of tonic if I have to
    Sounds like heaven


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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfitz View Post
    ah crap im now going to have to think of another cunning plan
    You're gonna need a new plan??? I was gonna try and blag you into booking a place for me as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pual View Post
    :rofl::rofl: The thing is T, when you're as pure and innocent as me one can afford to be judgemental.........:getmycoat:
    I'll let that blatant lie slide until you have 1000 posts.

    In time you will be all hedgehogs and rohypnol, you'll see


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cash67 View Post
    Sounds like heaven
    Spot on mate.

    Heaven is in the eye of the beholder


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    Quote Originally Posted by pual View Post
    You're gonna need a new plan??? I was gonna try and blag you into booking a place for me as well.
    I know i thought my plan was full proof but according to mr cash its not going to be enough! may have to start frequenting week day mass aswel although i can ask lizzy any chance of ehelping you but im pretty sure she will ask me these three questions

    1) do you believe in sex before marriage ( i failed this question straight away lol)
    2) will you repent your sins?
    3) do you judge others?

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