Re: What time for the pineapple?
Was only the whitest of lies.Originally Posted by green_t
I'll let that blatant lie slide until you have 1000 posts.
In time you will be all hedgehogs and rohypnol, you'll see
Fuck tough crowd.I know i thought my plan was full proof but according to mr cash its not going to be enough! may have to start frequenting week day mass aswelalthough i can ask lizzy any chance of ehelping you but im pretty sure she will ask me these three questions
1) do you believe in sex before marriage ( i failed this question straight away lol)
2) will you repent your sins?
3) do you judge others?
1) Does not believing in marriage before sex count as the same?
2) Probably not I'm a good liar...actually maybe not (see above).
3) Does having a superiority complex over the huns count as judging.
If I get away with those 3 then I'm laughing.
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trust me those are lizzys easy questions...one thing if learnt is that if you learn a bible quote and say it everytime she goes of on one then thats you in the good books for at least an hour!Was only the whitest of lies.
Fuck tough crowd.
1) Does not believing in marriage before sex count as the same?
2) Probably not I'm a good liar...actually maybe not (see above).
3) Does having a superiority complex over the huns count as judging.
If I get away with those 3 then I'm laughing.
btw id say you failed all three
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YouTube - Pulp Fiction Big Kahuna Burger Scene
had to be done.
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Bible quotes are not my speciality. Looks like I need another plan then.
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'faith without good deeds is dead' james v2 14-16Bible quotes are not my speciality. Looks like I need another plan then.
dont say i havnt helped ya
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You're preaching to the choir mate.Was only the whitest of lies.
You can't shit a scat man, ask clagan.
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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'faith without good deeds is dead' james v2 14-16
dont say i havnt helped ya
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I would say it was worth a try but be both know thats bollocks as well.
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English Standard Version (ESV Bible) - Version Information - BibleGateway.comBible quotes are not my speciality. Looks like I need another plan then.
go crazy man.
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Sounds like a few guys I know.1Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain. 2And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years, 3and threw him into the pit, and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he might not deceive the nations any longer, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be released for a little while.
Yet another reason to be thankful that you're not a goth.and those who had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
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wana know something crazy my mum knows the bible word for word she ca tell you exactly were a quote is
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Tell yer mam she has a job lined up...she can simply walk around with me spouting off the bible and some good old quotes to put the hibee jebees in to folks.
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shes a holy joe Anth not crazy, only crazy people do that sort of stuff!
ha my mum converted two jevos that came round the door once they were in the sittin room for an hour listening to my mum wondering why the fuck did we come to this house...they left as catholics lol
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I'll pay her though?
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My Great Aunt Maggie when talking about me to my mother said " Sure I thought there was no God in you, theres even less in her"
I was only 6..and I had asked who the bloke with the hat was on the wall, it was Pope John Paul :o
Cheers Cashy!!!
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how much? and is it wrong im pimping me mum out to be a holyjoe crazy person? will this be the final nail in my coffin for hell?
I'll pay her though?
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Government (noun) Latin: Govern (control) Mente (mind) = Mind Control, Have a nice day.
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that kid is creeping me out
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Ha ha ha! Sure I'm her favourite now, now that I have assured her I am not going to marry a proddy, she was most upset that all 3 of her nieces did ha!
God love her, she still thinks my tattoos are wash off, like from a hubba bubba or something
Cheers Cashy!!!
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