Thread: What time for the pineapple?

Originally Posted by green_t

You're preaching to the choir mate.

You can't shit a scat man, ask clagan.

damn straight.

got mine this morning, then had a shower

why do you's call it the pineapple?

Did you ever play Cheeky Cheeky in the pub? 3 or more players sit round the table and the gullible cunt gets covered in ash out the ash tray. Well I suppose that's out of the question now but anyway, that was a good game.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Did you ever play Cheeky Cheeky in the pub? 3 or more players sit round the table and the gullible cunt gets covered in ash out the ash tray. Well I suppose that's out of the question now but anyway, that was a good game.

explain the rules plese, i'm intrigued.

Originally Posted by clagan

explain the rules plese, i'm intrigued.

Right you sit round the table and the first person can go 'cheeky cheeky' and rub their thumb on the next persons cheek, or 'chinny chinny' - the chin and so on, but the stupid / hammered cunt that sit down for it doesn't see you dip your thumb in the ashtray, so when you go cheeky cheeky or nosey nosey or chinny chinny they are blissfully unaware their getting blacked up, so they end up looking like a minstrel, great laughs ensue.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Right you sit round the table and the first person can go 'cheeky cheeky' and rub their thumb on the next persons cheek, or 'chinny chinny' - the chin and so on, but the stupid / hammered cunt that sit down for it doesn't see you dip your thumb in the ashtray, so when you go cheeky cheeky or nosey nosey or chinny chinny they are blissfully unaware their getting blacked up, so they end up looking like a minstrel, great laughs ensue.

LOL no ashtrays these days though cashy!

saw 3 women fighting in a bar in partick last night, great laughs ensued then. they were fucking wasted.

Originally Posted by clagan

LOL no ashtrays these days though cashy!

saw 3 women fighting in a bar in partick last night, great laughs ensued then. they were fucking wasted.

Aye Byres Road was jumping last night, fuckin idiots everywhere, students I mean not neds, like it was their first time allowed out themselves. I can't even watch women fight in pubs it's just wrong, they should be coked up and covered in baby oil in a paddling pool if they're going to go at it.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Aye Byres Road was jumping last night, fuckin idiots everywhere, students I mean not neds, like it was their first time allowed out themselves. I can't even watch women fight in pubs it's just wrong, they should be coked up and covered in baby oil in a paddling pool if they're going to go at it.

niceeeeeeeee, you should be an MP, i'd vote for you.

was in that quarter grill across from tescos on the dumbarton rd, 3 aul dolls, obviously been on the hooch all day, started puling each others hair out.

they'll be grand though, probably all go to bingo together toight.

Originally Posted by clagan

niceeeeeeeee, you should be an MP, i'd vote for you.

was in that quarter grill across from tescos on the dumbarton rd, 3 aul dolls, obviously been on the hooch all day, started puling each others hair out.

they'll be grand though, probably all go to bingo together toight.

Aye no doubt, business as usual tomorrow. If you vote for me I'd just ban insane women from pubs, chain them on a sewing workshop every night instead, that'll teach them.

Originally Posted by Cash67

Aye no doubt, business as usual tomorrow. If you vote for me I'd just ban insane women from pubs, chain them on a sewing workshop every night instead, that'll teach them.

as i said, you've got my vote.

Originally Posted by Anth

Pineapple = chapel

you's crazy jocks.

you want an apple? go to chapel.