A synopsis of todays Scottish news

**joecaoimhin** · 19-02-2010, 11:34 AM

was the microwave still on ,,,,,,,,,and were there eyeballs ,getting cooked in it ,,,,well it is possible ,isn't it ,,,slan

**Leone Japanmaniac** · 19-02-2010, 01:43 PM

Funny country. And I thought my homeland had issues...

**Stagger Lee** · 19-02-2010, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Leone Japanmaniac

Funny country. And I thought my homeland had issues...

nah, that'll just be you

Green2thecore · 19-02-2010, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Fancy Pants

Woman jailed for throwing microwave from 10th floor

For some reason my missus laughed for hours when she saw this on the news :confused:

I remember one friday afternoon about 10 years ago, me and my Da were sitting in the living room, when we heard one almight bang followed by the sound of smashed glass.

Looking out the window we noticed a Dyson dangling from a flat window, 3 stories up. Some cunt had flung the hoover out the window!!

Two minutes later, some guy comes out at the bottom of the flat and a wummin is screaming at him from the said flat. The guy just started singing 'hail hail' and fucked off down the street.

That is funny. But I've seen too much stuff, when I lived in that scheme, which would be classed as sick or barbaric.