Thread: A synopsis of todays Scottish news

lovely, happy reading here.......

Man charged over eyeball attack

Woman jailed for throwing microwave from 10th floor

Woman accused of hurting toddler

Police appeal over armed robbery

Orkney murder trial jury shown sand dunes footage

Lithuanian killed in Dumfries factory accident

Theft from dead soldier memorial

Walker's body discovered in van

Gamekeeper admits killing buzzard

Six red card player admits defeat

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland

Originally Posted by clagan

lovely, happy reading here.......

Man charged over eyeball attack

Woman jailed for throwing microwave from 10th floor

Woman accused of hurting toddler

Police appeal over armed robbery

Orkney murder trial jury shown sand dunes footage

Lithuanian killed in Dumfries factory accident

Theft from dead soldier memorial

Walker's body discovered in van

Gamekeeper admits killing buzzard

Six red card player admits defeat

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland

fuck me! Makes ye proud to be Scottish!

Originally Posted by Stagger Lee

fuck me! Makes ye proud to be Scottish!

not sure what my favourite headline was though "man charged over eyeball attack" or "woman charged with throwing a microwave from a 10th floor window". rock and roll. the eyeball attacks a fucking terrible story.

Originally Posted by clagan

not sure what my favourite headline was though "man charged over eyeball attack" or "woman charged with throwing a microwave from a 10th floor window". rock and roll. the eyeball attacks a fucking terrible story.

is that the one that happened a while back in Dundee i think, where the guy gouged the lassies eye ball out and threw it off a balcony?

quiet scotland

Originally Posted by Stagger Lee

is that the one that happened a while back in Dundee i think, where the guy gouged the lassies eye ball out and threw it off a balcony?

jaysus! no stag, its in edinbrugh i think. some kid, 16 or so, standing on the street, probably drinking and some hard nut smacked him. then comes back 10 minutes later with his mate and a steel bar. hope they get the sick cunt. wee fella's fucked for life.

Originally Posted by clagan

jaysus! no stag, its in edinbrugh i think. some kid, 16 or so, standing on the street, probably drinking and some hard nut smacked him. then comes back 10 minutes later with his mate and a steel bar. hope they get the sick cunt. wee fella's fucked for life.

that's fucking awful! Sacks of shite! Hope to fuck they get what's coming to them!

Aye the one in Dundee while back is fucking horrific an all! Some junkie cunt booted the shit out his junkie missus, gouged her eyeball out with his fingers and chucked it off the balcony of the high rise they lived in!

Takes a certain kind of evil to do that shit to a person.

Clagan, did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd be safer in Belfast?

Originally Posted by Stagger Lee

that's fucking awful! Sacks of shite! Hope to fuck they get what's coming to them!

Aye the one in Dundee while back is fucking horrific an all! Some junkie cunt booted the shit out his junkie missus, gouged her eyeball out with his fingers and chucked it off the balcony of the high rise they lived in!

Takes a certain kind of evil to do that shit to a person.

aww i remember that

fucking excuses for humans

*Books flight to Scotland

Originally Posted by clagan

lovely, happy reading here.......

Man charged over eyeball attack

Woman jailed for throwing microwave from 10th floor

Woman accused of hurting toddler

Police appeal over armed robbery

Orkney murder trial jury shown sand dunes footage

Lithuanian killed in Dumfries factory accident

Theft from dead soldier memorial

Walker's body discovered in van

Gamekeeper admits killing buzzard

Six red card player admits defeat

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland

Quiet news day in Scotland then

Just another day in Alba!

And that's a slow day here.

Originally Posted by green_t

Quiet news day in Scotland then

Originally Posted by Hoopymo

And that's a slow day here.

Not to mention, a slow Mo (hehe, see what I did there )

cat stuck up tree in louth

Originally Posted by green_t

Not to mention, a slow Mo (hehe, see what I did there )

To be fair I only read the opening post

Originally Posted by Hoopymo

To be fair I only read the opening post

:o

I just noticed Nicola beat the both of us

Originally Posted by Stagger Lee

that's fucking awful! Sacks of shite! Hope to fuck they get what's coming to them!

Aye the one in Dundee while back is fucking horrific an all! Some junkie cunt booted the shit out his junkie missus, gouged her eyeball out with his fingers and chucked it off the balcony of the high rise they lived in!

Takes a certain kind of evil to do that shit to a person.

barbaric indeed mate, some bawbag acting the hardman. we'll see how hard he is getting raped in prison.

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

Clagan, did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd be safer in Belfast?

tbf GB belfast is quite a quiet wee town, only those hun shitholes in the east of the wild west where any shit happens. theres a good sense of community in most areas.

Originally Posted by ElPaso

cat stuck up tree in louth

heard about that, hope he's ok

Woman jailed for throwing microwave from 10th floor

For some reason my missus laughed for hours when she saw this on the news :confused:

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

Clagan, did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd be safer in Belfast?

go into sandy row and say that :p