Thread: Five best things to do ?

Right scudbooks .What's the five best things to do whilst having a normal time(eg no skiing down the alps on the yeti,s shins an all that jazz)

For me it has to be

1.Asking my son what happened that day in school

2.First cup of tea in the day

3.Looking down on my hun neighbours

4.Ignoring my missus

5.Eating pussy

Originally Posted by Fancy Pants

First cup of tea in the day

With a fag

Originally Posted by Fancy Pants

Right scudbooks .What's the five best things to do whilst having a normal time(eg no skiing down the alps on the yeti,s shins an all that jazz)

For me it has to be

1.Asking my son what happened that day in school

2.First cup of tea in the day

3.Looking down on my hun neighbours

4.Ignoring my missus

5.Eating pussy

aint that a contridiction eating her pussy and ignoring her :p

Originally Posted by GalwayBhoy

With a fag

As long as it aint Jimmy Sommerville or one of them Erasue doods yes you have a point sir

Originally Posted by keano

aint that a contridiction eating her pussy and ignoring her :p

No it,s sexist


Also what are you some sort of Jermain Grear sex is for men ffs

Originally Posted by keano

aint that a contridiction eating her pussy and ignoring her :p

Ha Ha, I laughed!

if i make you laff again will you reconsider a quickie at the new tesco

Originally Posted by keano

if i make u laff again will u reconsider a quickie at the new tesco

Im highly medicated, it would be wrong, you would be winning by default

lol ok i'll give you a chance to sober up first

Originally Posted by keano

lol ok i'll give u a chance to sober up first

Its not drink!!

how about a romantic stroll through onthank and a kebab fae A1 on the way back

lol@the edits