Man used penis to assault female police officer

**Ghod** · 17-03-2010, 01:54 AM

:loel:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm

**ElPaso** · 17-03-2010, 01:57 AM

haha..Defence solicitor John Hardie too

**green_t** · 17-03-2010, 01:59 AM

hahahahahaha, fucking hell

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

**angiebowie** · 17-03-2010, 02:01 AM

ha ha ha, imagine having to stand through that court case with a straight face

**Fancy Pants** · 17-03-2010, 02:01 AM

/\ aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahaahahahahah cunt I was just gonna post that quote ahahahaahhaahahaha that is fucking epic

**Hoopymo** · 17-03-2010, 02:10 AM

The thing I don't get about this is why the police were there in the first place? So his girlfriend phoned them because he was drunk in his own house woo hoo, it wasn't exactly a domestic or drunk and disorderly.

Also this made me lol

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

**Anth** · 17-03-2010, 02:27 AM

Stupid woman.

I'm not sure, but is the guy like 10foot tall?
How the fuck was his cock at her head?
What fucking police officer either A) gets down on her hands and knees, or, B) allows a drunk guy to climb up on top of a table/couch?