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    A young man cut off his own penis and threw it down a well after learning that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, The Jakarta Globe reported Tuesday.

    The jilted lover came incredibly close to death, doctors said, after losing a massive amount of blood during the incident in Central Java's Bantasari village.

    He was rushed to Cilacap General Hospital in critical condition where doctors saved his life — but they could not reattach his penis because officials were unable to recover it from the well. It was believed to be around 2-3 inches.

    "It was a critical time," hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told The Globe. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

    A source said the 19-year-old had severed his penis in a suicide bid — thinking nobody would be able to save his life.

    Despite the throngs of reporters gathered at the hospital, Sugeng said the teenager was not speaking about the incident.

    "He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone," he added.



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    What a dick


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    Fucking knob

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    "It was believed to be around 2-3 inches"

    Lol. Probably better off without it mate.
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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    Must of had some balls to go through with it :getmycoat:

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    "A young man cut off his own penis and threw it down a well"

    As you do...


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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    The doctor wasn't giving anything away...

    Cutting off a penis can be fatal
    “If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”


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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    remember nicking mine with a mach 3 when I was shaving the root end

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    He must feel pretty cut up after that

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    idiot!
    It's not the creed or nationality that counts, it's the man himself

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    That's a real cock block

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    Hack.


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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    That sucks (or is that possible?)

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    He made a balls of that.
    They come from bonnie Scotland,
    But they bow to Englands crown,
    They really are a mixed up bunch,
    They let their country down,
    They're racists,thugs and bigots,
    And we all know their name,
    They're fans of Glasgow Rangers
    And they're known as Scotlands Shame.

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    why on earth would you admit that your penis was only 2-3 inches...you would totall big yourself up surely?


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    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    why on earth would you admit that your penis was only 2-3 inches...you would totall big yourself up surely?
    Maybe he thinks women like honesty?

    'Wanna go out some time?'
    'Yeah sure'
    'You should know I have no penis btw'

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    He will most likely top himself now, can you imagine living with no dick :confused:


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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    Hahahahhahaha micropenis

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    He will most likely top himself now, can you imagine living with no dick :confused:
    no whats it llike?

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    Default Re: Man, 19, Almost Dies After Cutting Off His Penis

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    I always thought it was Pussy that got thrown down the well.


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