Deary me...
A young man cut off his own penis and threw it down a well after learning that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, The Jakarta Globe reported Tuesday.
The jilted lover came incredibly close to death, doctors said, after losing a massive amount of blood during the incident in Central Java's Bantasari village.
He was rushed to Cilacap General Hospital in critical condition where doctors saved his life — but they could not reattach his penis because officials were unable to recover it from the well. It was believed to be around 2-3 inches.
"It was a critical time," hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told The Globe. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
A source said the 19-year-old had severed his penis in a suicide bid — thinking nobody would be able to save his life.
Despite the throngs of reporters gathered at the hospital, Sugeng said the teenager was not speaking about the incident.
"He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone," he added.
SOURCE LINK: https://www.newscore.com
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
What a dick
"Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly
Fucking knob
We Are All Georgios Samaras
"It was believed to be around 2-3 inches"
Lol. Probably better off without it mate.
Must of had some balls to go through with it :getmycoat:
"A young man cut off his own penis and threw it down a well"
As you do...
"When you pull on that jersey you're not just playing for a football club, you're playing for a people and a cause"
God Bless Mr Celtic
The doctor wasn't giving anything away...
Cutting off a penis can be fatal
“If he wants to learn about scoring goals, he should nip over to watch us train at Lennoxtown some afternoon and I'll show him a thing or two about finishing”
remember nicking mine with a mach 3 when I was shaving the root end
He must feel pretty cut up after that
We Are All Georgios Samaras
idiot!
It's not the creed or nationality that counts, it's the man himself
Celtic - more than just a club
1312
That's a real cock block
That sucks (or is that possible?)
We Are All Georgios Samaras
He made a balls of that.
They come from bonnie Scotland,
But they bow to Englands crown,
They really are a mixed up bunch,
They let their country down,
They're racists,thugs and bigots,
And we all know their name,
They're fans of Glasgow Rangers
And they're known as Scotlands Shame.
why on earth would you admit that your penis was only 2-3 inches...you would totall big yourself up surely?
Cheers Cashy!!!
He will most likely top himself now, can you imagine living with no dick :confused:
Cheers Cashy!!!
Hahahahhahaha micropenis
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