Dusty Mac
McAlpine's Fusilier

Dusty me ol' mucker

What's the craic mate?

get on the golf

Just having a few light ales and looking forward to the game tomorrow.

You played haxball yet? It's the bollocks

Dusty me old mucker!

Hows tricks mate, what's the craic?

She fights like a tomboy anyway man - she turned round to the better half earlier, hooked her one in the chin and said 'pow! right in the kisser!'

Sort of made me think that I should stop teaching her lines from Family Guy!

haha! They're priceless man! My wee one was 'cutting' my hair earlier with a pair of plastic toy pliers - it wasn't the most pleasurable of experiences!

The wee man's a wee she mate but cheers man!

Lambert's looking good as a manager eh? His #2 looks like a cracking defender!

Good on ye mate glad you're enjoying it man, didn;t think you'd be able to cope with the student to real life transfer as well as you have!

Good sign that you're loving it though mate - it's half the battle being interested and enjoying what you do.

No up to much tbh chief, having a wee smoke and a few glasses of wine and watching MOTD. It's the wee ones 3rd birthday the morra so just taking it easy.

Alright bawjaws?

How's working life treating ye mate?

having a few swallies mate, bit pissed, trying to play poker and listening to some good music.

All in all a good night

What's the craic with yersel'?