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  1. 29-06-2009, 03:26 PM #1
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    Apparently Maria Sharapova's "grunts" are off putting and it is being looked into.
    Do you think this is the case? Thoughts?


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  2. 29-06-2009, 03:29 PM #2
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    obviously not tto off putting as she got beat. read quotes from her opponents saying they dont mind, i like it too, makes me horny
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    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    obviously not tto off putting as she got beat. read quotes from her opponents saying they dont mind, i like it too, makes me horny
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  4. 29-06-2009, 04:45 PM #4
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    I think should be stopped along with women's tennis in general. They disguise the weaker shots when they make the same grunting shots as the forceful ones.

    Takes more than this to make me hard
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  5. 29-06-2009, 05:10 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by metrobhoy2 View Post
    Takes more than this to make me hard
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  6. 29-06-2009, 05:15 PM #6
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    No seriously, mind material is important
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  7. 29-06-2009, 05:22 PM #7
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    yep, nothing gets me hard like a good sense of humour
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  8. 29-06-2009, 06:17 PM #8
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    Some of he noises they make are ridiculous. I saw a bit of the tennis today and a girl called Petrova (I think) was playing and making a bizarre squeal at every shot. Ludicrous.
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  9. 29-06-2009, 06:43 PM #9
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF-MQP9ZWRE
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    Quote Originally Posted by L.S.F. View Post
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    She should be thrown out of tennis. Totally unnecessary and, if you think about it, it will drain energy from you too.
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    Bollocks, its a natural reaction..for her. Its not as if she is deliberatley trying to cheat and any top sportsman should be so focused that they could play through it.
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  12. 29-06-2009, 07:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by CE View Post
    Bollocks, its a natural reaction..for her. Its not as if she is deliberatley trying to cheat and any top sportsman should be so focused that they could play through it.
    its not natural for anyone to howl like a banshee after hitting a tennis ball. its out or order, listen to the crowd laugh when someone does it
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  13. 30-06-2009, 01:33 AM #13
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    you mean you guys watch it for the actual game> fuck the grunts is all i watch t for
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  14. 30-06-2009, 01:45 AM #14
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    Spot on cully I thought mens tennis was ugly lesbo feminist trying to break inot the sport and ruin it for a while
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  15. 30-06-2009, 01:48 AM #15
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    shut the fuck up, get the hankies out and watch Azarenka have multiple orgasms during her match tommorow, it's a thing of beauty I tell you.


    Mon the grunts


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  16. 30-06-2009, 01:58 AM #16
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    Default Re: Grunts in tennis

    Quote Originally Posted by Fancy Pants View Post
    Spot on cully I thought mens tennis was ugly lesbo feminist trying to break inot the sport and ruin it for a while
    aye same mate, i never even heard of mens tennis until a couple year ago

    womans tennis and the grunts is fantastic, sharapova gives me a massive boner a 6 foot 2 russian blonde with super long legs going ooooooh ugggggggh ahhhhh just makes cully want to fuck

    bbc red button has truly given cully some epic nights of personal hand pleasure watching babes chase a ball around with a net
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    Anyone seen Hugh's sketch on Mock The Week where he takes the piss out of grunting tennis players?
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  18. 07-07-2009, 05:18 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by CE View Post
    Bollocks, its a natural reaction..for her. Its not as if she is deliberatley trying to cheat and any top sportsman should be so focused that they could play through it.
    I personally thing that - HURFFFFFFF - they are putting it on - ARGHHGHGHGHGH - as an off putting measure - GRURRRRRGGGHH - to the other player - MRAAAAAAGHHHHH.
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  19. 07-07-2009, 06:06 AM #19
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    Sounds like they are in labour on the fuckin court.


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    Wait, you mean they're not?

    Fuck sake, half the thrill has been sucked right out of it now.
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